I’d have to say this was my ultimate showdown right here. Surrendering? Ha! After all the epic battles I’ve fought in my life, I was practically a professional fighter. Asking for help? No way! I was like, “Help? Pssh, I’m a warrior!” That was my old mindset—like I was Wonder Woman in a cape with a coffee instead of a lasso, ready to conquer the world solo. Who needs sidekicks when you have an overinflated ego?

Ok, just so you know, trying to do everything alone is like trying to eat soup with a fork—just not happening, folks! I learned this the hard way, believe me. I’ve been a BELIEVER since day one, and yes, God was on my VIP list. But guess what? I was also one of His most stubborn kids, walking around like a toddler convinced I didn’t need my parents… until I did! God and I have had our legendary throw-downs, and spoiler alert: He wins every single time! So now, I’ve decided to embrace my inner Zen master—shut up, be patient, wait, and listen like a good little disciple!

When you’re only handing over a tiny slice of your life to the big guy upstairs and not the whole pizza pie, that’s when the Devil sets up his amusement park to mess with what HE has constructed. It took me longer than a snail on a treadmill to figure this out! But here’s the kicker: it’s all about timing…HE knew I wasn’t ready to join the party yet, and when I finally was, there HE was with arms wide open like a bear with a friendly hug. Sure, I’ve had a parade of supportive folks waving pom-poms for me over the years, but let’s be real, it just doesn’t hold a candle to the divine hug. Some folks definitely used me for THEIR amusement, and surprise surprise, I ended up with a few emotional paper cuts in the end!

So, as I embark on this glorious transformation, I’m discovering that some of my so-called family and friends are more like auditioning extras in a bad reality show. Apparently, they don’t appreciate the fabulous new me who’s setting boundaries and correcting their behavior like a game show host. Sure, you might lose a few folks along the way, but hey, that just clears up space for new pals who actually get you – like finding the last slice of pizza at a party! Embrace the change, because who knows what zany new adventure is just around the corner. Don’t shy away from surrendering; in the grand finale of life, it’s all about learning patience, keeping your mind as open as your snack cabinet, and spotting all the wild possibilities waiting for you!

So here’s the deal: Are you ready to roll out the VIP carpet for God and let Him crash at your place? I promise He brings snacks!